For some reason, I just discovered that the Google Docs demo gives the impression that six famous authors are collaborating with you on your masterwork. Naturally, I used it for NC-17 rated purposes.
dumb things that entertain me
ihtm contest
I guess I thought that a porn addict would be into sex. Little did I know that it is often impossible for porn addicts to achieve orgasm during real-life sex.
porn
I always say if you want to know the darkest corners of someone's soul you need to know what they search for on porn sites. This creepy new survey reveals all -- state by state and country by country.
porn
I’m busy trying to fix my face into an expression that could read as either horny or wary, because if he likes it, I don’t want to make him feel gross about it, and if he doesn’t, I don’t want him to think I’m into it, god, no.
kink.com
I used to look at the pride flags on top of the armory and see it as a grand victory. But I’ve long since been ashamed of myself for what I haven’t spoken up about inside those walls.
porn
It almost seemed like my dad was doing the porn equivalent of making a kid smoke a ton of cigarettes as a punishment for catching them smoke, desensitizing me to the thrill of watching porn.
porn
If any of you happen to visit submityourex.com in the future and see a young vagina on display, I hope it’s mine. And I hope you thoroughly enjoy it.
jezebel
Blanket statements about what women currently and historically jill off to are getting really old.
porn
Kink.com claims that they go out of their way to respect model’s boundaries and ensure their safety during performances. I decided to find out firsthand.
porn
THIS is the bullshit that’s been occupying my mind all damn day.
porn
I thought reviewing porn as a young, educated, fairly vanilla woman would be exciting. Not glamorous, exactly, but certainly more Bohemian than waiting tables.
porn
I wish someone had sat down with me when I was in my early teens and had a frank chat about pornography and sex.
sex
Before I started doing porn at age 34, the only fat women I'd seen in any semi-nude pose (other than in museums) were those "Wish you were here" postcards with the 500lb woman in a bikini.
porn
Do not censor this man's penis.
facials
My orgasms are a politics-free zone.
addiction
Sex addicts prey on others with low self-esteem. The charm and attention acts as a salve to someone who’s been sexually, verbally or physically abused, but ultimately will reaffirm negative image patterns.
james deen
I just want my porn to feature women who are confident, self-aware, and get off. I realize this is a lot to ask.
hollywood
I don’t want to read about another crying actress attached to a fake penis.
documentaries
The documentary "After Porn Ends" follows the stories of 12 different former porn stars as they move into the next stage of their lives.
entertainment
The idea of getting a close-up of a stranger’s penis, butthole or labia sounds more like training for a medical exam than a turn-on.
nude photographs
Whether or not you think there's anything so horrible about say, having herpes, or being a stripper or sending nude photographs to your boyfriend, stigma makes you behave as if you are ashamed of those things.
eastbound and down
Mine was "Masseusse II," the story of "two professional erotic masseuses try[ing] to survive in a world where prostitution is regarded a sin."
