FINALLY THIS IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION IS ANSWERED. BY ME.
fatshion
plus sizes
I'm utterly obsessed with tights from October through April. Now you can benefit by my fixation.
exercise
Ohhhh my god, why are plus size workout clothes so boring?
dresses
IS IT HOT IN HERE or is it just me?
fatshion
I might have a coat problem. Meaning that I own WAY too many of them.
plus sizes
Bigger kids need bigger clothes, and meeting that need is a booming industry. But some are concerned that using the term "plus size" for children may damage their self-esteem. I'm sorry, but ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?
fashion
Do you like big boobs? OF COURSE YOU DO.
fatshion
They EXIST. I PROMISE you. I have PROOF.
fatshion
Cowls, leopards, pockets, hearts and big-ass horizontal stripes. Not all at the same time. Although WOW, that would be awesome.
plus sizes
In other words, I am personally helping reduce our cultural obsession with thinness by putting pictures of my fat self up on xoJane all the time. YAY ME.
bees
Note: The following post may be filled with enthusiastic bees.
dresses
I can't be the only one who sometimes fantasizes about how I’d escape my house should it be captured by zombies or Vikings or secret government agents.
fatshion
Show some self-restraint in these chain prints. Self-restraint? Get it?
birds
Maybe, at some point recently, you caught yourself thinking, “I want a dress with a bird or birds on it in some capacity!” I’m here to talk you out of it. Or into it. Uh, I have dresses with birds on them for you.
dresses
Few things draw attention like a big lady in a big-patterned dress.
fatshion
Dresses with sleeves! Dresses with sleeves!
dresses that look like cakes
Pink, lace, ruffles, AND a giant bow, all at the same time.
american apparel
Anyone for pie?
boots
I'm hunting down the elusive fat-calf-fitting boots, Indiana Jones style.
dresses
It's not for everyone, I know.
fatshion
In other words: the really obvious secret to how I wear dresses all winter long without freezing to death.
