lip injections
Madeira explains how to have goo injected into your tender mouth parts so that you can be prettier.
breat reduction
Once everything finally healed, my boobs didn’t look normal at all. I looked I’d been put back together using modeling clay.
plastic surgery
A small part of me wondered if I'd made a $7,000 mistake.
breast reduction
My average-chested friends couldn’t understand why I would want to downsize.
plastic surgery
“Can you run out to CVS for me? I need an X-Acto knife, a roll of gauze and a bottle of Suave conditioner.”
Before the age of 21, I’d tried all of the lip fillers, lasers and peels along with my regular three-month dose of Botox and brow lift.
plastic surgery
plastic surgery
A noted Beverly Hills surgeon admits he gave his now-wife a 'Wonder Woman' makeover before asking her to marry him -- on their first date. (Also, uggghhh to body-shaming partners.)
I want you to know that today, when I looked in the mirror, I saw cheeks that could use a little more collagen and a nose that could use a little more height and a chin that could probably be shaved down a little.
plastic surgery
Piercing my nose at 30 to cure my insecurities -- good idea, or awful? YOU DECIDE!
Now what’s beef? Beef is when a bitch’s titties looking like they sleep. –Trina (One of her illest lyrics!)
plastic surgery
At five foot three, 120 pounds, I know I am height-weight proportionate. I am of sound mind. I work out. I do not have an eating disorder.
man boobs
Gynecomastia, more commonly known as "man boobs," is the source of embarrassment and awkwardness for a lot of dudes. My little brother got surgery to fix his when he was 15.
plastic surgery
Silicone DDs in the same body with a brain that produces legitimate, well-reasoned criticisms of the patriarchy is kind of a hard sell, and I get it.
I don't wear flip-flops in mixed company for a reason.

Oct 29, 2012 at 9:00am | 94 comments

plastic surgery
For just $100 and a train ride to W. 159th street in Harlem to see the woman who was plumping lips out of her apartment, I could permanently get the lips of my dreams.
body acceptance
Have I ever told you guys about that time I got married? PLUS: JETPACKS!
boob job
I received an email yesterday about "a very sad study" by suggesting that "women feel more confident in bed after undergoing breast enlargements."

May 31, 2012 at 2:00pm | 101 comments

Ever since I was 11 or 12, my labia have been, how shall we put it, enormous. Monstrous. Excessive.
I visited a plastic surgeon's office. It didn't end well.

Apr 19, 2012 at 9:00am | 229 comments