Now what’s beef? Beef is when a bitch’s titties looking like they sleep. –Trina (One of her illest lyrics!)
breasts
plastic surgery
At five foot three, 120 pounds, I know I am height-weight proportionate. I am of sound mind. I work out. I do not have an eating disorder.
man boobs
Gynecomastia, more commonly known as "man boobs," is the source of embarrassment and awkwardness for a lot of dudes. My little brother got surgery to fix his when he was 15.
plastic surgery
Silicone DDs in the same body with a brain that produces legitimate, well-reasoned criticisms of the patriarchy is kind of a hard sell, and I get it.
feet
I don't wear flip-flops in mixed company for a reason.
plastic surgery
For just $100 and a train ride to W. 159th street in Harlem to see the woman who was plumping lips out of her apartment, I could permanently get the lips of my dreams.
body acceptance
Have I ever told you guys about that time I got married? PLUS: JETPACKS!
boob job
I received an email yesterday about "a very sad study" by bestplasticsurgeryguide.com suggesting that "women feel more confident in bed after undergoing breast enlargements."
labiaplasty
Ever since I was 11 or 12, my labia have been, how shall we put it, enormous. Monstrous. Excessive.
adele
I visited a plastic surgeon's office. It didn't end well.
beauty
We love comments just as much as we love pizza!
cheekbones
Plus, why I won't make fun of Lindsay Lohan's "frozen face."
gross pictures
(Warning: Extremely Disgusting, Terribly Graphic Pictures Included)
being a good friend
When a friend started talking about getting a nose job, I felt like a hypocrite. Despite all my championing of choices, I wanted to talk her out of it.
dr. anne chapas
Yes, I got my lips done! No, it didn't hurt that badly. Yes, I walked out looking like a sexy baby. Read on!
botox
"DO YOU HAVE “RUNNER’S FACE?” RUNNER’S [sic] BEWARE: DOES CROSSING THE FINISH LINE ACCELERATE YOUR FACE LINES?"
it happened to me
Because apparently there are no roles for actresses who are "too Jewish-looking" (nevermind that I'm Italian).
addiction
I feel like a whole bunch of readers are about to start hating me, but what can you do. Oh, and also, this post is mad somber. Read on.
body image
I stick a needle in the eye of "mommy makeovers" and sew my way to a new body.
bellybuttons
Press releases from plastic surgeons always make me think about the deepest shallow things!
