I want to see just how long I can continue making people squirm and do double-takes every time my phone makes an appearance in public.

Feb 11, 2014 at 1:00pm | 319 comments

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Sometimes I get freaked out if I have to call for a pizza, even if I know doing so will result in piping hot pizza. PIZZA.
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The other day I lay in bed when I got a call. I woke up to, "Everybody get up / Everybody get up / Hey, hey, hey / Hey, hey, hey / Hey, hey, hey."
How is this personal? Is your dad Clarence P. Iphone? Will Santa choke on the Easter Bunny if I don’t get a smart phone?

Dec 14, 2012 at 1:00pm | 168 comments

I realize then that I am addicted to my smartphone. I am embarrassed about myself and my pathetic need for constant entertainment. If all of our phones and internet and computers just disappeared one day, how would we cope?

Dec 27, 2013 at 5:00pm | 96 comments

What's most odious to me is when I see a tech pundit go on about how women don't or shouldn't like large screen phones because our hands are small. Seriously, I see red.

Dec 22, 2013 at 12:00pm | 70 comments

If I can't Instagram my choice of shoes for the day, then WHAT'S THE POINT IN LIVING? Also featuring photos of the Official Great xoJane Florida Meet-Up!
If this article had a soundtrack, it would just be Britney singing "Slave 4 U" over and over and over.
"My iPhone contract with AT&T is set to expire soon. I know that everything's negotiable, so what leverage do I have with the service rep I'll talk to?"

May 31, 2011 at 1:01pm | 0 comments