the internet
Sometimes I get freaked out if I have to call for a pizza, even if I know doing so will result in piping hot pizza. PIZZA.
phones
How is this personal? Is your dad Clarence P. Iphone? Will Santa choke on the Easter Bunny if I don’t get a smart phone?
facebook
Please. Let's not make brunch snarking a thing.
ask
"My iPhone contract with AT&T is set to expire soon. I know that everything's negotiable, so what leverage do I have with the service rep I'll talk to?"