dry skin
Every last drop of moisture has been sucked out of my skin. I feel like a withered old cactus.
bedhead
The best beauty products that smell like delicious cake!
dior
I'm writing these bitches up as I pull them one by one directly from my filthy white Balenciaga, which is also full of stray grimy fruit snacks with old Xanax bars stuck to them.
edema sucks
Whenever I get a tattoo or piercing (I have cartilage piercings in both ears), one of the first things people ask is, "Did that hurt?"