fashion
In the interest of not inviting my own bodily harm at the hands of my acquaintances, I have decided to approximate summer to the best of my ability even when the weather outside is driving me to listen to The National and brood about the void of human existence.
perfume
shoppables
There are only two scents on Earth that I’m actively addicted to: laundry detergent and rose.
perfume
In which I express my desire for my boyfriend to smell like Austrian smoked cheese.
vacation
maybelline
What do you do when one of your favorite products suddenly disappears from the shelves? Some things are irreplaceable!
perfume
This fragrance range by father and son team Mark and Simon Constantine is inspired by "art, music, memories, people, and stories."
Kristine Rose in

Mar 12, 2013 at 11:30am | 109 comments

perfume
The best way I can describe it is if you took your favorite “clean cotton” fragrance, then made it waaay sluttier.
Tynan Sinks in

Feb 28, 2013 at 2:30pm | 92 comments

shoppables
I’m just trying to make myself happy. And that means stuff that smells VANILLA. (Or just dessert in general.) Get with the program or get outta my way.
perfume
One of their most famous fragrances is designed to smell like blood, sperm and sweat. People, I present to you SECRETIONS MAGNIFIQUES!
perfume
Last summer, I was introduced to my first bubblegum-themed fragrance and lo, my love for candy scents was birthed.
Tynan Sinks in

Jan 25, 2013 at 12:30pm | 62 comments

shoppables
Yes, I will eat an entire trayful of Burger King in under 10 minutes, but I will also do that while wearing a white fox fur coat.
shoppables
Books, expensive smells, delicious coffee, hair like a stop sign and Miss Piggy in a sauna. Sounds like a party.
perfume
You either love it or hate it; you think it's trashy and phony or you adore its beauty and quirks. In fact, I'd be willing to gamble that if you like Lana Del Rey, you'll like this perfume.
Gala in

Nov 15, 2012 at 3:30pm | 164 comments

shoppables
perfume
Ladies, listen up, because there are a couple new scents out there that I am in love with and they just happen to be perfect for fall!
Tynan Sinks in

Sep 24, 2012 at 3:00pm | 98 comments

chloe
Despite my interest in style and beauty, perfume has never really been my game. Like, just make me smell nice, you know?
lady gaga
This week, Lady Gaga is releasing her first perfume called “FAME,” but you already knew that. Its official release is Wednesday, but as your resident boy beauty writer and secret super fan, I had to smell it sooner.
cake
As much as I would love to be one of those super-sophisticated girls who calls a bun a "chignon" and wears Chanel No. 5, it's never going to happen.
Gala in

Aug 10, 2012 at 1:00pm | 202 comments

clean
lavanila
I can't stop smelling myself!
Emily in

Aug 1, 2012 at 4:30pm | 116 comments

elsa schiaparelli
Because who doesn't want a bit of weirdness in their beauty regime?