feet
People of a sensitive disposition and/or dislike of feet should definitely NOT read on.
feet
Unless I take care of them, my feet are part-barnacle and part-monkey paw, and can never be uncovered or laid in a pedicurist’s lap.
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May 1, 2013 at 3:30pm | 83 comments

feet
I spent yesterday attempting to get my feet looking reasonably human again, and despite the fact that they are still podgy, they are now soft, fragrant and looking a whole lot more pleasing to the eye.
feet
Y’all, I think feet are way cute and even so I’m sitting here making this "ew" face that is usually reserved for when Ed makes me smell things that have gone off in the fridge.
confession
I'll jump out of all the airplanes you want, just don't give me a spa gift card for a pedicure.