I love my birthday because it combines two of my greatest pleasures in life -- dessert and attention.
sobriety
ihtm contest
I have compassion now for the brown-haired girl who spent that night going from frying pan to fire to bigger fire.
politics
To be fair to much-younger me, there was no Young Democrats club.
bleach
I won't eat pizza slices with toppings other than plain cheese because I think that the vegetables could harbor more pathogens than plain cheese pizza. I know. It's kind of bonkers.
bagels
What would my life look like if I left all the decisions I would normally make on my own up to the affirmative, negative, or non-committal roll of the icosahedral die?
conversation
I know how to banter at a party -- I just don't know how to make a break for it.
parties
If you're going to force me to remove my shoes when I come over, there are a few things I want in return.
art basel miami
Confused? Me too. It was THAT sort of trip. Luckily, there was plenty of swag to go around.
clothing swap
Just kidding about the second part.
