the onion
sexual assault
The officer chuckled. "Frankly, there's nothing we can do." My eyes were wide with disbelief as I saw her fold up the paper she had been writing on and open the passenger door of the car. "And my suggestion?" she offered. "If you have the cash, take a cab home."
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Sep 4, 2012 at 9:00am | 146 comments

halloween
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This anti-child abuse commercial will ruin your day. It is also brilliant.
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