Hey—I’m no quitter.
ok cupid
dudes
"You are even more delicious than the foam in my Guinness" and other valid reasons for calling it quits.
fat
I had seen "Mean Girls" and everything, but didn’t actually know that losing weight was going to subject me to jokes that a few months prior I would have thought were directed at me.
online dating
With every profile I scanned, one thing became abundantly clear: Men are bitter. As hell.
dating
Plus one more: I'm not cut out for this bullshit.
single
Here I am again: single. Like so so single.
online dating
I went on HUNDREDS of dates that summer and met a handful of people I could even tolerate for an hour, much less wanted to see again.
dating
If your online dating profile doesn’t disclose that you are divorced, the moment you explain you are really “divorced” and not just “single,” I immediately think you are acting shady.
match.com
It's starting to get a little tricky.
dating
But I'm starting to get BORED.
dating
This has been one of the most enlightening experiences of my entire life.
dating
And the plot thickens.
okcupid
Men were bombarding me with lewd advances for a reason: I had told them all my butt was open for business.
dating
I might be kind of bitchy. And maybe that's why I'm single?
first date
I've picked the guy and set the date. Now if I could only pick an outfit...
red lipstick
Note to self: Look like you looked in your profile photo when you turn up to a first date.
dating
Still sexy; still single.
attractiveness
"We'll recommend more attractive people to you. You'll also appear more often to other attractive people." YIKES.
online dating
Digital dating is tedious as shit, yo.
match.com
It's been a month. Apparently the game and the players remain the same.
okcupid
It’s so easy to meet people, but so hard to find someone worth canceling my date with my Netflix queue for.
online dating
A lot has happened over the past 7 weeks.
