It's a definite sign of getting older when your brand loyalty changes.
land line
When was the last time you had a perfectly clear conversation without interruption of either garbled speech or a dropped signal?
The weirdest thing about reading these books as an adult is that I am acutely aware they are written by middle-aged men, one of whom I would like to have a drink with at a bar and one who I would not.
Will the public pool be as awesome as I remember?

Aug 30, 2011 at 11:00am | 0 comments

And I even have my own Barbie! Sort of.
high school
"I will be rich" and other declarative statements from my senior year.
home alone
My parentals went to Hawaii on vacation and left me, their allegedly responsible 30-year-old daughter in charge of their fancy house. I made Kevin McAllister my bitch.

Oct 21, 2011 at 4:30pm | 0 comments

black lipstick
Even though I was sneaking out to meet boys, drinking and smoking pot, the thing I was always getting in trouble for was wearing black lipstick.