Welcome to xoJane.com

— Set as default or set UK edition as default
  • HOME
  • Clothes
  • Beauty
  • Sex/Love
  • Entertainment
  • Issues
  • Jane's Stuff
  • More

    Sections

    • FASHION
    • DIY
    • FAMILY DRAMA
    • FUN
    • HEALTHY
    • IT HAPPENED TO ME
    • NEW AGEY
    • RELATIONSHIPS
    • SPORTS
    • TECH

    Jane

    • Jane’s Phone
    • Jane Radio

    Big Now

    • shoppables
    • friendship
    • hair
    • movies
    • politics
    • i spend way too much time looking at my nails
    • health
    • manicures
    • mariannicures
    • parenting
    • breasts
    • rihanna
    • fat
    • work
    Get more Jane:
    • Twitter  · 
    • Facebook  · 
    • Youtube
  • Instagram
  • Twitter
  • Facebook
  • YouTube
  • Pinterest
  • Newsletter

DO THIS DON'T:

Wear Makeup in the Pool

"I'm the prettiest I've ever been, but I feel worse than ever."

I Was Raped at Disney World And Nobody Cared

Come Hang Out With Us, Please?
  • How Bad Moms Feel About End-Of-School-Year Functions
    June 18, 2013 at 08:38AM
  • What's Not In This Sweet IntoTheGloss Profile
    June 17, 2013 at 02:19PM
  • Lick Some Eyeballs, Guys! (A.K.A. WTF Is Wrong With Me?)
    June 14, 2013 at 05:23PM
  • A Little Preview Of Things To Come
    June 13, 2013 at 07:00PM
  • What Is With These Guys That Sit On Mailboxes?
    June 13, 2013 at 04:31PM
  • Me, Olivia, Madeline and Corynne
    June 13, 2013 at 03:18PM
  • It's Going To Be A Really Boring Staff Meeting. Who Wants To Join?
    June 12, 2013 at 12:49PM
  • Sorry I didn't listen to you
    June 11, 2013 at 11:18PM
  • IHTM: I Accidentally Huffed Some Cool Whip
    June 11, 2013 at 11:07AM
  • Just A Little Treat From My Inbox Today
    June 6, 2013 at 11:52AM

 xoJane

Showing all in no one should date me ever
Subscribe to RSS feed

no one should date me ever

Sort by
Date, Most Commented
dating

How Do You Know When It's NOT Love? Or Why I'm Perpetually Single

When did you get to the point where you thought, "NOOOOOOPE," and mentally moonwalked out of the room?
Julieanne in
Relationships, dating, love, breakups, dealbreakers, date deal-breakers, no one should date me ever

Dec 7, 2012 at 9:00am | 587 comments

internet

Would I Choose Twitter Over Having Sex? Yeah, Probably

I mean, not ALL the time. But sometimes it just seems like the lesser effort to scroll through a bunch of strangers' thoughts on Downton Abbey than to actually get naked with someone.
Kate Conway in
Relationships, internet, internet addiction, no one should date me ever, social media, tumblr, twitter

Oct 15, 2012 at 9:00am | 109 comments

 

Shoppables

Most Talked About Now

  • It Happened To Me: My Online Dating Profile Inspired A Whole Forum Thread Dedicated To What A Whore I Am Mara Mercer | 1306

  • A Third Of The People Who Attended My Wedding Didn't Give Me A Gift -- What's Up With That? Maggie Lite of The Frisky | 859

  • Here's Your Weekend Open Thread, My Sweetpeas! Jane | 824

  • It Happened to Me: I Was Raped at Disney World And Nobody Cared Dana Wierzbicki | 703

  • Mondegreens: xoJane Editors' Most Embarrassing Misheard Lyrics Marci | 642

  • It Happened To Me: I Accidentally Went On Date With A Presumed-Gay Canadian C-List Celebrity Who Creepily Proved He Isn't Gay Carla Ciccone | 625

  • 10 Uniquely Awesome Things About Living In The South Winona Dimeo-Ediger of The Frisky | 512

xoJane.com

xoJane.com is where women go when they are being selfish, and where their selfishness is applauded.

About | Advertise | Contact

Sections

  • Fashion
  • Beauty
  • Sex/Love
  • Tech

Big Now

  • shoppables
  • friendship
  • hair
  • movies

Get More Jane

  • On Twitter
  • On Facebook
  • Jane Radio on Sirius
  • Jane’s YouTube Channel
  • Visit xoJane.co.uk

© 2013 SAY Media, Inc.

All Rights Reserved | Terms & Conditions

xoJane.com