perfume
In which I express my desire for my boyfriend to smell like Austrian smoked cheese.
body lotion
After my showers back in college, my big, nasty frat house bathroom would smell like a giant candy cane, which all the idiots I lived with seemed to love, and so did I.
clean
I’m a shower-wall beater (and possibly other things) when the stuff is good, I fully admit that.
chloe
Despite my interest in style and beauty, perfume has never really been my game. Like, just make me smell nice, you know?
candles
I wish there was another human being in bed with me, but I’ve found comfort in fancy-ass candles.