new year's eve
Wait. Does this mean I can just stay up forever?
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Just because it’s New Year’s doesn’t mean you have to look like a disco ball.
dating disasters
It was well after midnight on New Year’s Eve when I realized the sensitive, geeky man I had started dating was actually a self-centered whack-job.
alcohol
Above all, my lovely readers, have fun, stay safe, and HAPPY NEW YEAR!
barf
Headache-related nausea has caused me to barf in more bizarre public places than I care to name.
being alone
I declare December 31 a holiday just as fit for quiet and reflection and snacking alone as for partying until you are sick.
lies
I mostly blame Matthew McConaughey for any and all dashed dreams.
madeline
Plus, fun with Photoshop!
2012
Whether or not you have a New Year's kiss picked out, this guide will help you sort out your pale, chapped lips.