new year's resolutions
Please don't tell me you've given up already!
Snark discredits people and ideas by refusing to engage with them. Instead, we talk around our targets, mock until it’s safe again.
new year's resolutions
I salt everything, no matter how well seasoned it already is. When I have a stroke at age 35, you’ll know why.
new year's resolutions
bubble bath
being annoying
Everybody knew when I'd gained 10 pounds, and then when I'd gained 15. Everybody knew when I ate something I felt guilty about eating, and exactly how long it had been since I'd gone to the gym.