snark
Snark discredits people and ideas by refusing to engage with them. Instead, we talk around our targets, mock until it’s safe again.
new year's resolutions
I salt everything, no matter how well seasoned it already is. When I have a stroke at age 35, you’ll know why.
new year's resolutions
bubble bath
being annoying
Everybody knew when I'd gained 10 pounds, and then when I'd gained 15. Everybody knew when I ate something I felt guilty about eating, and exactly how long it had been since I'd gone to the gym.