I've finally figured out how to clean my house mostly using stuff you could eat in a zombie apocalypse.
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chub rub
CHUB RUB: When the inner thighs of a human touch, and upon locomotion, rub together, thus causing friction resulting in a number of maladies including, but not limited to chafing, blisters, rashes, bleeding, bumps and discoloration.
pets
I'm going to get all Crazy Cat Lady on your ass for a moment so just be cool.
diy
Each week I try the weird beauty DIY homemade shit just for you. Think of my face as a lab, and your eyes as the thing in labs that scientists look through when, y'know, considering microbes.
beecology
Give me a product with honey in it and I'm hooked, and these great products from Beecology are no exception.
food
The title of this magazine could officially be "God Bless America: Woman's World: A Great Week Made Easy."
