childhood

NOSTALGIC BEAUTY: An Ode To The Products That Conjure Up Good Memories

I'm in a REALLY foul mood and need to focus on happy things, like shampoo that reminds me of being a kid.
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Beauty, childhood, l'oreal, make-up, memories, nars, perfume, shoppables

Jun 4, 2012 at 10:30am | 323 comments

beauty resolutions

My Goal For 2013? Look Like A Flippin' Goddess

It's a new year and my beauty goal is to be the baddest bitch around.
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Beauty, beauty resolutions, make-up, hair, Big Hair, shoppables, dark lips, obsessive compulsive cosmetics, nars, urban decay

Jan 17, 2013 at 9:00am | 159 comments

face stockholm

4 Lip Things I'm Into Because Thinking Is Too Hard and I Just Want to Be Pretty

I hope this doesn't come off as anti-feminist, but thinking is the worst.
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Beauty, face stockholm, j. crew, lipsticks, nars, stila

Jun 26, 2012 at 4:03pm | 137 comments

lipsticks

The 6 Best Hot Pink/Barbie Pink/Fuchsia Lipsticks for Attention Seekers Like Me

I generally choose to put focus on my face by painting my lips the shade of a horny baboon's pulsating red underside, but when I get tired of seeing my same boring face in the mirror everyday, I dabble in labia shades.
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Beauty, lipsticks, makeup, makeup for ever, nars, pink lipstick, YSL

Jul 11, 2012 at 2:00pm | 118 comments

expired

OMG IT BURNS: That Time I Put On A Bunch Of Expired Makeup So You Won't Have To

Spontaneous rashes, bad color choices, and the smell of an old guy's rotten mouth.
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Beauty, expired, eye makeup, MAC, nars, mascara

May 7, 2013 at 12:00pm | 107 comments

nars

NARS X ANDY WARHOL Is Everything I Hoped It Would Be

NARS didn’t just take the colors from some of Warhol’s most iconic works and make them into shades of eye shadow, they took it a step further and made his work the eye shadow.
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Beauty, nars, makeup, pop art

Aug 31, 2012 at 3:00pm | 92 comments

shoppables

Things I’m Obsessed With That Are Making Me Forget It’s January

Excuse the terrible hair -- but BEHOLD! Pink lips!
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Beauty, shoppables, january blues, nars, molten brown, l'occitane, Essie

Jan 4, 2013 at 3:30pm | 86 comments

d-sandwich

Is Someone You Know Not Having Orgasms? (There's a Beauty Product for That)

Plus, Courtney Love's advice on getting off.
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Beauty, D-Sandwich, masturbating, nars, orgasms, shappable, smashbox

Apr 5, 2012 at 12:30pm | 72 comments

dior

SUMMER BEAUTY INSPIRATION: The Retro, "Palm Springs Trophy Wife" Look

Slightly gaudy, vintage California style is influencing me for Spring and Summer.
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Beauty, dior, elizabeth arden, hair, how-to, LCN, make-up, nails, nars, stila, summer beauty, tutorial, urban decay

May 14, 2012 at 10:33am | 57 comments

bath & body works

Beauty and the Beat: Kanye West Wants to Know, "Why Every B*tch Smell Like Love Spell?"

Jane, can I please keep this pun? Plus, some rappers feel really strongly about beauty products.
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Beauty, bath & body works, beauty products, Drake, kanye west, M.A.C, nars, rap

May 21, 2012 at 11:30am | 51 comments

elsa schiaparelli

BEAUTY IMITATES ART: Surrealist Edition

Because who doesn't want a bit of weirdness in their beauty regime?
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Beauty, elsa schiaparelli, fragrance, lipstick, nars, perfume, salvador dali

Jul 27, 2012 at 12:00pm | 48 comments

shoppables

I Like This Stuff And So Should You: Hannah's Round-Up Of Current Beauty Favorites

A few of my current favorite products -- IN VIDEO FORM!
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Beauty, shoppables, video, foundation, clinique, perfume, kate walsh, binaca, make-up, breath spray, nars, nail polish, andy warhol, mascara, dior, favorites

Oct 29, 2012 at 12:00pm | 31 comments

halloween

The xoJane Halloween 2012 Beauty Round-Up

Because the best characters in fairy tales are always the bad bitches.
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Beauty, halloween, halloween beauty, shoppables, hair, makeup, tutorial, how-to, halloween beauty round-up, lipstick, nars, braids

Oct 24, 2012 at 12:00pm | 26 comments