nail polish
Nude nails are clean, classic, timeless, understated, and sophisticated. I am none of those things.
in

Jun 11, 2013 at 9:00am | 60 comments

nails
Seriously, I'm just showing you nail polish colors.
in

May 1, 2013 at 4:30pm | 87 comments

nail polish
If nothing else, the elitist gratification of saying, “Oh, this? I mixed it myself!” when someone asks you what color you’re wearing is BEYOND worth it.
nail polish
A new app from China Glaze will tell you which of their nail polishes matches ANYTHING you can take a picture of. This could go so horribly wrong.
in

Apr 11, 2013 at 2:30pm | 24 comments

mariannicures
I love kits and complicated stuff. But chalkboard nails do not even need any of that.
shoppables
floss gloss
LISTEN UP because I’m about to introduce you to a nail polish company that will make you cooler than everyone else just by putting it on. Not exaggerating.
in

Mar 6, 2013 at 11:00am | 96 comments

nails
Why my manicure (or lack thereof) is none of your business.
in

Jan 24, 2013 at 12:00pm | 147 comments

eco beauty
shoppables
Yes, I will eat an entire trayful of Burger King in under 10 minutes, but I will also do that while wearing a white fox fur coat.
shoppables
I'll never have enough beauty products! Here are a few that I'm craving RIGHT. THIS. SECOND.
shoppables
shoppables
nail polish
Last fall, Chanel brought the chameleon color to the table. This fall, everyone else wants a piece! Almost every major cosmetics label has busted out their own version of chameleon color and I. AM. SO. EXCITED.
make-up
Don't even think this is about "Twilight." I'm talking vintage, femme fatale, B-movie vampire diva!
british stuff
Something chemical happens. It’s like a Jekyll and Hyde transformation. I turn into Sephora’s bitch.
cute shit
I now possess in my collection two of OPI’s utterly ridiculously named Minnie Mouse bottles, and they are just gorgeous.
fitness
Just when you thought I couldn't get any nerdier, here I come to BLOW your MIND.
being a femme is hard effing work
I tried to get Ed to demo this in a sort of Edward Tinfoilhands moment, but he declined. Alas.
nail polish
manicures
Children have child-sized nails, and require even less nail polish to cover the surface area of those nails. If you want to get technical about it.
i spend way too much time looking at my nails
While I've spent years processing my Lee Press-On Nails trauma and disappointment, a whole customized press-on nail industry has grown up.