This was originally going to be a story about how the book "50 Shades of Grey" got me pregnant. Sadly, it’s now about something completely different.
children
pregnancy
I had five miscarriages by the time I was 39 years old. I think with six you get an egg roll.
miscarriage
At some point during those terrible first weeks I started regularly screaming, “I wish I would just have a miscarriage” during panic attacks.
ihtm contest
He broke up with me the week before Christmas. I spent the next week holed up in bed, eating éclairs and watching Grey’s Anatomy. If I had been in a better state, I might have noticed I had missed my period.
lesbians
With two uteruses in the relationship, I thought getting pregnant would be simple.
family drama
My "hubby" didn't buy me a set of implants, as one person suggested. (What hubby anyway??)
advice
"I just found out a friend lost her baby @ 8 mos, and I've been wondering what to say or do."
