britney spears
I plan on using these products until I die because I’ll be damned if someone tells me I’m too old to wear soda-flavored lip gloss.
hair dye
My entire adult life, I’ve wanted to recapture a touch of that cobalt blue badassness I had for two hours before my mom made me wash it out.
school
In 6th grade, I didn’t realize like I do now the impact of a white woman calling out the size of my body and its parts.
bullying
I had a flat chest, a horrible nickname and I was willing to do anything to fit in as a seventh-grader. I found my panacea in the guise of a secret book called "How to Be Popular."
depression
I guess all those girls who signed that “We Think You're A Slut” petition in the 8th grade had a point.