perfume
I have no idea what to smell like and apparently that's sorta weird.
therapy
Ladies, there is no Knight in Shining Armor.
online dating
With every profile I scanned, one thing became abundantly clear: Men are bitter. As hell.
boys
Wanting to bone a guy I’ve seen trick or treating? That was a bit too pervy even for me.
dating
I’m trying to figure out why I’ve been alone this long, because I’m kind of sick of it. (And everyone at xoJane is sick of hearing about it.)
castrating bitches
Remember that whole song and dance about me being the worst at dating? Yeah, well. Here you go.
feminism
We need to talk about the men who claim to be feminists in public, but treat women like crap in private.
men
Here is a confession: I am a dude, and sometimes I don’t want to have sex. For good reasons, or no reasons at all. It just depends.
dating
Oprah says when you find a pair of shoes you like, buy “A pair and a spare.” I tell my girlfriends to apply that method to the men whom they meet.
shoppables
I have spent a whole lot of time sniffing dudes.
sensitivity
I’m not abnormal. There’s nothing wrong with me. I’m not a weakling, a wimp, or a pussy.
men
I write The Man Page. The page that tells women what men think.
friendship
I had a weird birthday. Instead of cake, I sobbed in some nachos, almost ruined a friendship and wore sexy skivvies no one saw.
dating
I understand what a man really means when he says, "Why do you put yourself out there?" He means, "I don't like it when you put yourself out there."
clutch magazine
Rihanna's grandmother told her she should marry “someone who loves you more than you love him.”
gender relations
Those ladies may delude themselves into thinking they have an equal place in society, but of course men will keep them where they belong.
anonymous single guy
The erotic adventures of Anonymous Single Guy continue.
casual sex
Single Guy is a newly unattached 30-something living in New York City. These are his real journal entries.
books
My heart was aching for Peeta, I realized. My entire body felt emotionally anxious because of how much I loved his character.
drug dealers
Exclusively dating stoners is not a terrifying problem. But it IS confusing.
issues
Women look sexy and feel sexy when they're being themselves. If a dude is turned off by my bold lip, wait until he gets a load of my bold personality.
anti-women
I mean, this IS the most important thing to me, so, obvi, I know what I'm talking about. Also: Roxy surfer chicks try to actually surf. And it pisses a few guys off. SHOCKING!