ex-boyfriends
Most people don't speak to their ex-boyfriends. I played matchmaker for mine.
the frisky
They didn’t seem to get that I was serious about the texting-me-from-the-bathroom thing. Hours went by and I didn’t hear one peep from either party.
marriage
How is it possible to marry someone without a test drive of ye olde chemistry? What if he turned out to be a slobbery kisser and a dead fish, and I was stuck with him for life?