unpopular opinion
I've never understood this concept that our lovers are supposed to "give" us an orgasm, like a present in a nicely wrapped box, and that if they don't, they're a “bad” lover.
porn
masturbation
You know the one assignment Woodward and Bernstein were afraid to take on? This one, motherfucker.
in

Jan 18, 2013 at 3:00pm | 207 comments

masturbation
And I'm lying to my therapist about it, so I hope he doesn't Google me.
vibrators
The fancy Japanese sex toys that started this whole (hole?) thing sound pretty awesome. I'm not gonna lie: I'd put my dick in them.
fantasies
And I really, really, really hate him, you guys.
you are the advice columnist
apps
My extremely sore wrist made writing this piece extra challenging.
in

Jun 14, 2013 at 1:00pm | 35 comments

lube
When I wrote about monitoring my husband's lube bottle, you people had a lot of things to say. So I decided to hash it out with him.
ejaculation
ask emily
"For example, 'I want to watch you masturbate' or 'I want to watch you jack off.' Is one too clinical and the other too graphic?"
hbo
I've never seen the episode, and don't plan to. I've been told that it's aired many, many times.
depression
lube
We’ve moved three times and each time I have sought out his hiding place.
in

May 13, 2011 at 10:15am | 0 comments