You know the one assignment Woodward and Bernstein were afraid to take on? This one, motherfucker.
masturbation
fantasies
And I really, really, really hate him, you guys.
masturbation
And I'm lying to my therapist about it, so I hope he doesn't Google me.
depression
High five!
hbo
I've never seen the episode, and don't plan to. I've been told that it's aired many, many times.
ask emily
"For example, 'I want to watch you masturbate' or 'I want to watch you jack off.' Is one too clinical and the other too graphic?"
ejaculation
Yay! My first "Ask" question!
lube
When I wrote about monitoring my husband's lube bottle, you people had a lot of things to say. So I decided to hash it out with him.
lube
We’ve moved three times and each time I have sought out his hiding place.
