In which I lead my first tutorial -- and you can finally hear my weird, hybrid accent.
makeup
gym style
This is for those of you who roll into boot camps, yoga classes and spinning with an entire face full of makeup and then leave it all on bleached towels like the floor backstage after a drag queen smackdown.
chemicals
“Chemical free” is a term made up by some marketing person to scare you.
concealer
Including the best concealer to hide insecurities!
makeup
I physically can't bring myself to get rid of makeup that I just KNOW is still good.
makeup
It's hard to be optimistic this week, so let's get shallow and bright and happy with Sanrio pinks.
xovain
xoVain is growing, here's how to pitch to us. Also I'm finally trying out one of those peel-off masks.
makeup
The word “pretty” makes me cringe, especially when it’s referring, to, uh, me.
vacation
Featuring a 4am cheese pie action shot.
mac
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drugstore beauty
AAAW CHECK YOUR CALENDER BECAUSE SPRING HAS SPRUNG!
makeup brushes
When you clean your brushes, you’re not just getting rid of old makeup, but you’re also ridding the brush of (and here’s where things gets real gross): old makeup, dirt, oil, dead skin, and bacteria. I know. I know. Being a human is disgusting.
style
I just want to be pretty and cool! Just like her.
makeup
I may no longer consume psychedelics, but I’ll still smear Day-Glo bright blush all over my face!
makeup
The study suggests that the time spent applying make-up is a waste of time. One that should be culled in order to spend more time doing other, more worthwhile activities, like, I don't know, fellating your partner more regularly or learning how to make soda bread.
hair
Anyway, around this time you’ll see a lot of articles on “Red Carpet Trends” -- have you noticed they’re literally the same from year to year?
makeup
I was so concerned with packing cute underwear and my phone charger that I didn’t pack a BB Cream or a clear mascara or ANYTHING.
makeup
I don’t go crazy when I need to use an extra paper towel because I know I can get more at the 99¢ Store, but items like face wipes are now conserved like war rations -- rare and cherished treasures.
red lipstick
Here's a hint: It takes two to make a thing go right. (Sing it with me: It takes two to make it out of sight!)
beauty
If I want to feel glam as hell while covered in dust bunnies and poop-water, I'm damn well gonna do it. And it won't be because the patriarchy tells me it's the sexy thing to do.
shoppables
People comment on my melanin shortage on a weekly basis. When I was at the beach, a stranger told me I “really needed” a tan before I dared to wear a bikini.
face
It’s sad that I could write a full-length book chronicling all the injustices I’ve visited on my own face. What’s sadder still? The end is yet unwritten.
