When did you get to the point where you thought, "NOOOOOOPE," and mentally moonwalked out of the room?
dating
dating
Don’t I deserve a little time to be single and unafraid and strong and independent and all those other things Kelly Clarkson sings about?
charlotte bronte
I am a Rochosexual. I have been ever since the eighth grade, when I read "Jane Eyre" in Mrs. Buchanan's English class.
farting
These days, I actually lift a cheek and push the fart out with full force so it makes a noise like a barking trumpet, with the half-hearted "sorry" that is my one concession to my former modesty.
music
Once, in the dusty annals of my romantic career, a mix CD fucking moved me.
zit popping
I can’t tell if my zit-poppin’ passion is biological or psychological or what -- or if it’s something I should be ashamed about.
rings
We’d already discussed the engagement ring issue and I’d made it clear there was absolutely no way I was going to make myself suffer a metal noose on my finger for all eternity. No big deal, right?
healthy
By the time I understood this personality disorder, we had two daughters, were almost 2 million dollars in debt and I had lost every ounce of respect that I once had for this man.
Tina Swithin in
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Dec 18, 2012 at 11:00am | 172 comments
nagging
He's only gone away for a week but WHATEVER!
love
Can't find the words to tell someone you care? I can help.
dating
Not that you'd know it from men's media.
sex
I'm a regular, semi-attractive person with friends, a job, weekend plans and creative pursuits. Yet somehow I've utterly failed at "normal" when it comes to a love life.
dating
My brain thinks my heart is a total asshole and vice versa.
love
I thought the fact that we were so different was a good thing. We would work out because we weren’t too much alike. Isn’t that the stupidest thing you ever heard?
bret michaels
Then an angel, a fallen angel, spoke: “I can get you backstage to meet Poison.”
beauty shop quartet
I'm the type of aggro-romantic predator that has a history of sending boys flowers to get places with them. Mike had the NERVE to actually marry me, so could the Spring Valley Chorus have been THAT much of a Valentine's surprise?
Rachel_1 in
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Feb 10, 2012 at 10:00am | 98 comments
dating
The Crazy Town stuff is difficult to explain to my boyfriend. He’s sympathetic, for sure, but as far as I can ascertain, his biggest life tragedy thus far was wearing a palate expander in the fourth grade.
ihtm contest
I honestly believe you don’t get to the good stuff in relationships if you don’t put yourself out there.
hookers
“This is for couples only,” he the beige suit manager barked, clearly angry. “A couple is a man and a woman.”
dating
can’t stop reading trashy dating advice books even though I always end up feeling kind of bloated and nauseous afterward.
love
And I don’t think “thank you” even begins to describe the gratitude I feel for xoJane’s overwhelming power, impact and strength of women (and men) supporting one another.
dating
That annoying couple making out at the bar? That was us. That annoying couple having a fight at the bar? That was us as well.
