candles
I wish there was another human being in bed with me, but I’ve found comfort in fancy-ass candles.
cohabitation
I always envied my ex-mother-in-law, who has what I consider to be the perfect cohabitation arrangement with her boyfriend of 20+ years. He lives in the upstairs apartment, and she lives downstairs.
being alone
We always ask celebs: What is the weirdest thing you do when you’re alone? But what about the rest of us?
dating
My brain thinks my heart is a total asshole and vice versa.