In which the following is discussed: murder, the mental anguish of my future children, AND CRISCO.
getting organized
panic attacks
Panic attacks aren't fun. But they can be funny.
cake
Although I have it on good authority that pies do not solve everything, I for one have a very seriously challenging time believing it.
flawless skin
I am not proud.
lists
Books, boots, pretty things to look at -- my tastes are always so predictable.
lists
To hell with moving “upstate” and starting “bed and breakfast.” I was moving to Alaska and starting a hotel. Later on in the day, when I read about those Shetland ponies wearing sweaters, it became absolutely clear that they had to be hired to work in the hotel. Don’t worry - we will make sure they are wearing adequately insulated parkas.
angry feminist
Do you support the idea of objectifying dudes to prove a point about the evils of objectification?
bags
Big purses exist because we lead big lives, rife with potential for disaster. I want to face that life prepared.
blondes
Blondes don’t lead naturally charmed lives. Oh sure, we got no ish standing over a subway grate and giggling as our skirts rise, but our souls are dark, our pasts tortured, and our ideologies seriously borked.
ginuwine
As we've all been there once or twice or three times, can we at least laugh about it? Maybe a weird, sad laugh, like, "HA! Ha... haaaaaa."
emily added that last tag
16. "Amazeballs"
Eliot in
Fun,
emily added that last tag,
irritating other people,
lists,
no amazeballs on xojane if emily has anything to do with it,
pet peeves,
words
Feb 22, 2012 at 12:00pm | 378 comments
90s nostalgia
I'm living in a world of citrus-scented make-believe for the foreseeable future.
i think i'm turning into a hippie
Making a list. Checking it twice. And then realizing not every list needs to be made.
