internet dating
I spent all this time creating a girl I think my dream guy would want to date. It turns out this girl isn’t even someone I’d want to hang out with.
Most of you know how I feel about Pinterest. I don’t know how many of you follow my “I don’t believe you board,” but there have been some doozies.

Mar 18, 2013 at 1:00pm | 186 comments

My parents seemed to get a lot of their "white lie inspiration" from the book "Struwwelpeter," a nightmarish tome written to scare children into not doing such heinous things as sucking their thumbs.
Online dating can be a demoralizing exercise in extreme frustration. It's even worse when you're trying to date someone who doesn't bother to mention his sketchy drug and mental health history.
Not to mention Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and how onions "help make you not die."
santa claus
It is inevitable that my kid will figure it out -- should I just tell him?

Dec 12, 2012 at 12:30pm | 103 comments

I didn't have a hang nail removed in 1999. I had an abortion.

May 14, 2012 at 10:00am | 39 comments

I believed her: Some people have rich parents, these things were not mine to worry about, I didn't care, I didn't want to know.
How do you teach a 5-year-old that just about every adult he meets is lying to him about this Santa guy?

Dec 20, 2011 at 4:15pm | 0 comments

I mostly blame Matthew McConaughey for any and all dashed dreams.