I spent all this time creating a girl I think my dream guy would want to date. It turns out this girl isn’t even someone I’d want to hang out with.
internet dating
pinterest
Most of you know how I feel about Pinterest. I don’t know how many of you follow my “I don’t believe you board,” but there have been some doozies.
lies
My parents seemed to get a lot of their "white lie inspiration" from the book "Struwwelpeter," a nightmarish tome written to scare children into not doing such heinous things as sucking their thumbs.
kids
Not to mention Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and how onions "help make you not die."
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Family Drama,
kids,
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santa,
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teeth,
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onions make you not die,
oh god I don't know what I'm doing
Oct 11, 2012 at 4:00pm | 123 comments
santa claus
It is inevitable that my kid will figure it out -- should I just tell him?
abortion
I didn't have a hang nail removed in 1999. I had an abortion.
bars
I believed her: Some people have rich parents, these things were not mine to worry about, I didn't care, I didn't want to know.
lies
How do you teach a 5-year-old that just about every adult he meets is lying to him about this Santa guy?
lies
I mostly blame Matthew McConaughey for any and all dashed dreams.
