“That’s an adorable dress -- your daughter must be very stylish.”

Dec 11, 2013 at 12:30pm | 87 comments

It has come to my attention that you lovelies may, in fact, be doing your laundry ALL WRONG. If you find most of what I've written to be way obvious, congrats! You are a laundry superstar.
This explains why they never appreciate my "relationships are a lot like the heavy load cycle" speech.
'Cause you're totally supposed to wash them once a week and yet somehow I have a feeling there are a lot of people who aren't doing that.
Since when do dudes care about good housekeeping? I’ve had dudes step over moldy dishes to GET WITH THIS.
I like to take athletes tweets very seriously and give them unsolicited advice. Because giving other people guidance is totally something a girl like me should do.