I have frittered away a life’s savings on ballerina tutus, novelty notebooks, rings made of teeth, vintage Brownie Scout uniforms, Pillsbury Dough Boy collectibles, and Barbie doll tiaras. Hasn't everyone?
If you are in the mood to dress like you live in a really glam trailer park, then read on. Grab me a Coors Light from the unplugged fridge and light a ciggy off the stove while you're at it.