i'll try anything once
Unfortunately for me, I didn't really understand what I was doing when I transferred, so I watched trains spin around me in a haze, wandered around several levels, possibly entered Narnia, and finally asked a policeman for help.
Kundalini energy is conceptualized as a coiled serpent at the base of the spine that, when released, travels up your Chakras, leading to a transcendent experience. New agey and ouroborous-related? Sold!
i'll try anything once
i'll try anything once
Since my impromptu street lessons had no effect, I wondered if men would be more receptive to talking about why this behavior is problematic in the only context in which they related to women: overt flirtation.
Because my ego is disproportionate to my worth, I felt like I couldn't disappoint “my public.” I Googled “edible bugs” and ordered some from Thailand in a manner that was most cavalier.
love is art
Basically, you lay out the plastic sheet, then the canvas, squirt on some paint, and have sex on top of it all, creating an abstract design on the canvas.
I would like to thank olives, bread, hummus and alcohol. You guys are the real heroes here.
Prolonged sitting is linked to increased rates in breast cancer, colon cancer, diabetes, heart disease, and stroke. So I decided to devote the month of October to standing on my own two feet.
diet food
I am no stranger to incomprehensible foodstuffs, so why not try these gelatinous diet noodles?
i'll try anything once
I've decided to ditch being blindingly pale for awhile.
If you don't believe me that being a stripper is super hard work, why don't you WALK A MILE IN THEIR SHOES. Get it? 'Cause that's what I did literally, but it's also a metaphor.
bathroom talk
bumble and bumble
Great redheads in history include: Joan Harris, Ariel the mermaid, April from the Ninja Turtles and Peg mothereffin' Bundy.
as seen on tv
In which a total idiot (moi!) plunks down her hard earned money on something stupid for your entertainment.
I'm not necessarily in love with my legs, but I decided to grin and bare 'em for the sake of Internet journalism.
Never say I don't commit to a story.
cigarette girl
I thought I wouldn’t be able to keep a straight face playing an overly sexed woman selling her goods. Turns out, I’ve been in rehearsal my whole life.
bad cook
You thought you wanted me to make dinner, but you had no idea.
I cut myself off from technology for 24 hours as a way to get a few questions answered. The answers were not at all what I expected.
art is for everyone
What is the definition of an artist, and do I qualify? Also: Come see me perform at the SFMOMA TODAY!
I have never had this much trouble bringing in a new cat and all my friends aren’t helping by saying things like “Oh...she’s a girl? Yeah, girl cats are bitches. Good luck with that!”