xofood
Because my ego is disproportionate to my worth, I felt like I couldn't disappoint “my public.” I Googled “edible bugs” and ordered some from Thailand in a manner that was most cavalier.
love is art
Basically, you lay out the plastic sheet, then the canvas, squirt on some paint, and have sex on top of it all, creating an abstract design on the canvas.
vegan
I would like to thank olives, bread, hummus and alcohol. You guys are the real heroes here.
standing
Prolonged sitting is linked to increased rates in breast cancer, colon cancer, diabetes, heart disease, and stroke. So I decided to devote the month of October to standing on my own two feet.
diet food
I am no stranger to incomprehensible foodstuffs, so why not try these gelatinous diet noodles?
books
OMG! It's another fad diet!
i'll try anything once
I've decided to ditch being blindingly pale for awhile.
clothes
If you don't believe me that being a stripper is super hard work, why don't you WALK A MILE IN THEIR SHOES. Get it? 'Cause that's what I did literally, but it's also a metaphor.
bathroom talk
I'll never joke about anal sex again.
bumble and bumble
Great redheads in history include: Joan Harris, Ariel the mermaid, April from the Ninja Turtles and Peg mothereffin' Bundy.
as seen on tv
In which a total idiot (moi!) plunks down her hard earned money on something stupid for your entertainment.
fashion
I'm not necessarily in love with my legs, but I decided to grin and bare 'em for the sake of Internet journalism.
blondes
Never say I don't commit to a story.
cigarette girl
I thought I wouldn’t be able to keep a straight face playing an overly sexed woman selling her goods. Turns out, I’ve been in rehearsal my whole life.
bad cook
You thought you wanted me to make dinner, but you had no idea.
1955
I cut myself off from technology for 24 hours as a way to get a few questions answered. The answers were not at all what I expected.
art is for everyone
What is the definition of an artist, and do I qualify? Also: Come see me perform at the SFMOMA TODAY!
cats
I have never had this much trouble bringing in a new cat and all my friends aren’t helping by saying things like “Oh...she’s a girl? Yeah, girl cats are bitches. Good luck with that!”
bruises
I did not burn the house down in the name of traditional Chinese medicine, though I kept my neighborhood-crazy-lady rep by waving what looked like an enormous joint around my knee for 15 minutes.
i'll try anything once
The Mooncup is a silicone cup that you insert into your hoo-ha whilst menstruating and instead of pulling it out and tossing it away when you're done, you actually empty the cup and reinsert it.
freerunning
In case it’s not obvious, let’s get this out of the way: Parkour, freerunning, and related pursuits do not have a sizable female base.
floatation therapy
Would you lie in a giant pitch-black tank full of tepid salt water for an hour? I did!