i'll try anything once
Since my impromptu street lessons had no effect, I wondered if men would be more receptive to talking about why this behavior is problematic in the only context in which they related to women: overt flirtation.
Never say I don't commit to a story.
bumble and bumble
Great redheads in history include: Joan Harris, Ariel the mermaid, April from the Ninja Turtles and Peg mothereffin' Bundy.
I would like to thank olives, bread, hummus and alcohol. You guys are the real heroes here.
bathroom talk
i'll try anything once
I've decided to ditch being blindingly pale for awhile.
bad cook
You thought you wanted me to make dinner, but you had no idea.
diet food
I am no stranger to incomprehensible foodstuffs, so why not try these gelatinous diet noodles?
If you don't believe me that being a stripper is super hard work, why don't you WALK A MILE IN THEIR SHOES. Get it? 'Cause that's what I did literally, but it's also a metaphor.
i'll try anything once
Prolonged sitting is linked to increased rates in breast cancer, colon cancer, diabetes, heart disease, and stroke. So I decided to devote the month of October to standing on my own two feet.
Because my ego is disproportionate to my worth, I felt like I couldn't disappoint “my public.” I Googled “edible bugs” and ordered some from Thailand in a manner that was most cavalier.
i'll try anything once
Unfortunately for me, I didn't really understand what I was doing when I transferred, so I watched trains spin around me in a haze, wandered around several levels, possibly entered Narnia, and finally asked a policeman for help.
I cut myself off from technology for 24 hours as a way to get a few questions answered. The answers were not at all what I expected.
I'm not necessarily in love with my legs, but I decided to grin and bare 'em for the sake of Internet journalism.
love is art
Basically, you lay out the plastic sheet, then the canvas, squirt on some paint, and have sex on top of it all, creating an abstract design on the canvas.
cigarette girl
I thought I wouldn’t be able to keep a straight face playing an overly sexed woman selling her goods. Turns out, I’ve been in rehearsal my whole life.
Kundalini energy is conceptualized as a coiled serpent at the base of the spine that, when released, travels up your Chakras, leading to a transcendent experience. New agey and ouroborous-related? Sold!
art is for everyone
What is the definition of an artist, and do I qualify? Also: Come see me perform at the SFMOMA TODAY!
My day of espionage, and how learning poker made me feel like a better woman.
crazy diets