Never say I don't commit to a story.
blondes
bumble and bumble
Great redheads in history include: Joan Harris, Ariel the mermaid, April from the Ninja Turtles and Peg mothereffin' Bundy.
vegan
I would like to thank olives, bread, hummus and alcohol. You guys are the real heroes here.
bathroom talk
I'll never joke about anal sex again.
Daisy in
Healthy,
bathroom talk,
colonic,
i'll try anything once,
let's never talk of this again,
mortified,
poop
Jun 11, 2012 at 1:00pm | 171 comments
i'll try anything once
I've decided to ditch being blindingly pale for awhile.
bad cook
You thought you wanted me to make dinner, but you had no idea.
diet food
I am no stranger to incomprehensible foodstuffs, so why not try these gelatinous diet noodles?
clothes
If you don't believe me that being a stripper is super hard work, why don't you WALK A MILE IN THEIR SHOES. Get it? 'Cause that's what I did literally, but it's also a metaphor.
books
OMG! It's another fad diet!
standing
Prolonged sitting is linked to increased rates in breast cancer, colon cancer, diabetes, heart disease, and stroke. So I decided to devote the month of October to standing on my own two feet.
1955
I cut myself off from technology for 24 hours as a way to get a few questions answered. The answers were not at all what I expected.
Daisy in
Relationships,
1955,
being alone,
entertainment,
i'll try anything once,
maple and vine,
retro,
tech,
theater
Apr 10, 2012 at 9:00am | 85 comments
fashion
I'm not necessarily in love with my legs, but I decided to grin and bare 'em for the sake of Internet journalism.
love is art
Basically, you lay out the plastic sheet, then the canvas, squirt on some paint, and have sex on top of it all, creating an abstract design on the canvas.
cigarette girl
I thought I wouldn’t be able to keep a straight face playing an overly sexed woman selling her goods. Turns out, I’ve been in rehearsal my whole life.
art is for everyone
What is the definition of an artist, and do I qualify? Also: Come see me perform at the SFMOMA TODAY!
Brittany in
Fun,
art is for everyone,
artists,
i'll try anything once,
on the same spectrum as art modeling,
public performance
Mar 15, 2012 at 5:29pm | 17 comments
a-morir
How will Kanye and Katy Perry's shades play at the Post Office and Pilates class?
Elna in
Fun,
a-morir,
clothes,
i'll try anything once,
kerin rose,
lady gaga,
pop stars,
shoppables,
sunglasses
Jun 15, 2011 at 3:02pm | 0 comments
hair dye
I found Fun Betty (hot pink) on sale for $12.59, and sent the following email to my husband: "I will be dying my pubic hair pink and writing about it on the Internet. Don't judge me."
i'll try anything once
These dissolvable oral gel strips are supposed to mask oral sex flavors. Is this a real problem???
i'll try anything once
It's every mom's dream, no?
baseball
When this non-famous person showed up to a baseball game in a Giants' jersey, fishnet stockings, and very little else, I didn't expect to be bullied.
as seen on tv
Yes, I found it on QVC and yes, the commercials are, in fact, infomercials but HEAR ME OUT.
bikini waxes
Welcome to the life of an xoJane.com beauty editor. It’s a freak show!
Cat in
Beauty,
beauty,
bikini waxes,
clitoral stimulation,
Fun,
i'll try anything once,
numbing underpants,
shaving,
shoppables,
weird thing i'm wearing today
Jul 11, 2011 at 2:02pm | 0 comments
