Never say I don't commit to a story.
blondes
bumble and bumble
Great redheads in history include: Joan Harris, Ariel the mermaid, April from the Ninja Turtles and Peg mothereffin' Bundy.
vegan
I would like to thank olives, bread, hummus and alcohol. You guys are the real heroes here.
bathroom talk
I'll never joke about anal sex again.
Daisy in
Healthy,
bathroom talk,
colonic,
i'll try anything once,
let's never talk of this again,
mortified,
poop
Jun 11, 2012 at 1:00pm | 171 comments
i'll try anything once
I've decided to ditch being blindingly pale for awhile.
bad cook
You thought you wanted me to make dinner, but you had no idea.
diet food
I am no stranger to incomprehensible foodstuffs, so why not try these gelatinous diet noodles?
clothes
If you don't believe me that being a stripper is super hard work, why don't you WALK A MILE IN THEIR SHOES. Get it? 'Cause that's what I did literally, but it's also a metaphor.
books
OMG! It's another fad diet!
standing
Prolonged sitting is linked to increased rates in breast cancer, colon cancer, diabetes, heart disease, and stroke. So I decided to devote the month of October to standing on my own two feet.
1955
I cut myself off from technology for 24 hours as a way to get a few questions answered. The answers were not at all what I expected.
Daisy in
Relationships,
1955,
being alone,
entertainment,
i'll try anything once,
maple and vine,
retro,
tech,
theater
Apr 10, 2012 at 9:00am | 85 comments
fashion
I'm not necessarily in love with my legs, but I decided to grin and bare 'em for the sake of Internet journalism.
love is art
Basically, you lay out the plastic sheet, then the canvas, squirt on some paint, and have sex on top of it all, creating an abstract design on the canvas.
cigarette girl
I thought I wouldn’t be able to keep a straight face playing an overly sexed woman selling her goods. Turns out, I’ve been in rehearsal my whole life.
art is for everyone
What is the definition of an artist, and do I qualify? Also: Come see me perform at the SFMOMA TODAY!
Brittany in
Fun,
art is for everyone,
artists,
i'll try anything once,
on the same spectrum as art modeling,
public performance
Mar 15, 2012 at 5:29pm | 17 comments
i'll try anything once
The other week I wrote about having fun with nail art, and a reader suggested…
angelina eberly
The haters hate me. I pass them by.
bruises
I did not burn the house down in the name of traditional Chinese medicine, though I kept my neighborhood-crazy-lady rep by waving what looked like an enormous joint around my knee for 15 minutes.
facials
Will slathering my face with anti-diarrheal medicine make my skin prettier? Ugh, it better.
adhd
Oh, like what you were doing at 4:45 AM this morning was SOOO much more productive!
cats
I have never had this much trouble bringing in a new cat and all my friends aren’t helping by saying things like “Oh...she’s a girl? Yeah, girl cats are bitches. Good luck with that!”
clothes
Who says everything old should be new again?
