babies
A baby is an actual human being with all the disgusting bodily fluids, digestive issues, and wonky toenails of your average frat boy.
germs
So, handwashing? Is that something we're doing, like, religiously?
showering
25% of French people don't bathe every day and I'm totally okay with that.
arm herpes is a thing
Apparently, you could be eating a strangers' fecal matter at a makeup counter near you. Plus: Tales of my Staph Infection