race
Is there air-quoting going on in black comedy that I'm missing?
lena dunham
cooking
Do you guys have any kitchen annoyances you would like to vent about?
american apparel
Sometimes I go on to underwear sites and make up elaborate personal histories for the models. Just like Mark Twain did.
abba
One girl's (fictional) search for her father made me ruminate on my own. Or lack thereof. Because I'm so lazy!
abba
One girl's (fictional) search for her father made me ruminate on my own. Or lack thereof. Because I'm so lazy!
bill hicks
The second time, you were a little more confident, a little more adventurous, and a lot more capable of processing your surroundings and committing them to memory.
coming out
When I complimented her new hair color, there was mutual lingering eye contact. GAY LINGERING EYE CONTACT.
aging
I’m ready for you, 30. Throw all the Merino wool sweaters and New York Times Real Estate sections you want to at me! You’ll never win!
in

Mar 7, 2012 at 2:00pm | 66 comments

racism
It helps me come to terms with my insecurities by turning them into punch lines -- before anyone else can turn me into their punch line.
in

Jul 8, 2013 at 11:00am | 54 comments

apartments
humor
The first thing you probably want to know is, Hey, Julieanne, why do you have a penis enlarger? Well, I have a question for you: why do you NOT have a penis enlarger?
robin williams
Throughout the years, I’ve allowed my humor and my depression to work together in different ways.
humor
My would-be assailant wore a zebra-print G-string and was scared off by my infected back molar. And that's not supposed to be funny?
in

Apr 1, 2011 at 3:42pm | 0 comments

crying
Yes, women are funny, and no, I can't talk about it.
in

Sep 26, 2011 at 4:03pm | 0 comments

humor
The story behind (and a rededication to) the "Hot Babes with Giant Pinecones" Flickr group.
in

Oct 12, 2011 at 9:00am | 0 comments

eliot and jackie
Can you determine which inspirational tchotchkes are real and which ones Jackie and Eliot dreamed up on craft glue?