My bath towels smell like shallots.
apartments
aging
I’m ready for you, 30. Throw all the Merino wool sweaters and New York Times Real Estate sections you want to at me! You’ll never win!
american apparel
Sometimes I go on to underwear sites and make up elaborate personal histories for the models. Just like Mark Twain did.
Julieanne in
Clothes,
american apparel,
clothes,
french canadians,
gingers,
guillaume,
humor,
models,
procrastination
Mar 2, 2012 at 9:00am | 102 comments
bill hicks
The second time, you were a little more confident, a little more adventurous, and a lot more capable of processing your surroundings and committing them to memory.
Noah in
Sex, Sex, Sex ... and Love,
bill hicks,
car sex,
dudes,
humor,
things that happened to noah yesterday,
virginity
Mar 1, 2012 at 1:00pm | 97 comments
bret michaels
Then an angel, a fallen angel, spoke: “I can get you backstage to meet Poison.”
abba
One girl's (fictional) search for her father made me ruminate on my own. Or lack thereof. Because I'm so lazy!
humor
The first thing you probably want to know is, Hey, Julieanne, why do you have a penis enlarger? Well, I have a question for you: why do you NOT have a penis enlarger?
Julieanne in
Sex, Sex, Sex ... and Love,
humor,
Jumanji,
penis enlargers,
people ruining things for julieanne,
PR
Feb 21, 2012 at 10:00am | 41 comments
eliot and jackie
Can you determine which inspirational tchotchkes are real and which ones Jackie and Eliot dreamed up on craft glue?
humor
The story behind (and a rededication to) the "Hot Babes with Giant Pinecones" Flickr group.
crying
Yes, women are funny, and no, I can't talk about it.
humor
My would-be assailant wore a zebra-print G-string and was scared off by my infected back molar. And that's not supposed to be funny?
