okcupid
While the stigma is definitely disappearing from online dating, it’s still pretty weird for the youngest of us.
tampons
It was a close call. Thank fuck I’m nosy.
horror stories
When I wiped my scissors on the towel draped around Donna Tartt’s neck, I noticed a little white fleshy thing about the size of a newly clipped fingernail.
fat
I had seen "Mean Girls" and everything, but didn’t actually know that losing weight was going to subject me to jokes that a few months prior I would have thought were directed at me.
bed death
Getting a peel at a spa is very pricy. Guess what's not very pricy? CHEMICALS YOU CAN BUY ON THE INTERNET!