fat
I had seen "Mean Girls" and everything, but didn’t actually know that losing weight was going to subject me to jokes that a few months prior I would have thought were directed at me.
tampons
It was a close call. Thank fuck I’m nosy.
bed death
Getting a peel at a spa is very pricy. Guess what's not very pricy? CHEMICALS YOU CAN BUY ON THE INTERNET!
okcupid
While the stigma is definitely disappearing from online dating, it’s still pretty weird for the youngest of us.
horror stories
When I wiped my scissors on the towel draped around Donna Tartt’s neck, I noticed a little white fleshy thing about the size of a newly clipped fingernail.