getting pregnant with michelle tea
If you are a white person one experience you will have throughout your life is other white people saying racist things to you, in this super comfortable tone rich with camaraderie.
wedding drama
After he helped unbutton the 6 million buttons running down the back of my dress, I had about enough energy to pull the dress off and toss it on the floor before I laid down in bed, closed my eyes, and promptly fell asleep.
honeymoon
I thought honeymoons were for virgins and people not pretending they're not getting married. WRONG for the zillionth time!
allergic reactions