I've finally figured out how to clean my house mostly using stuff you could eat in a zombie apocalypse.
home
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I’ve been going to the bathroom in a Home Depot bucket for months at this point, usually in my future bedroom closet.
home
It’s weird being in a house for so long that doesn’t actually have any walls, or bathroom even.
commune
There were always hoards of weeks-old dirty dishes stowed behind couches, plentiful parties, and reggae. So much reggae.
home
Even if we had wanted to give up, we hadn’t quite figured out how to.
cleaning
Sometimes it really boggles my mind that I am somebody's mother and therefore am culturally expected to nag members of my household to keep our living spaces clean.
home
Wanna get the look of your favorite movie applied to your very own abode? Good news -- we want that for you, too.
neighbors
Sumo baby’s parents and I had a few terse back-and-forths in coming months, but there really wasn’t anything that could be done: The building simply has good-for-nothing insulation and babies can’t lawfully be caged.
moving
My husband is all about carefully wrapping and boxing things, and I'm prone to throwing stuff in the back of the car, unboxed and unlabeled, and then being heartbroken when something breaks.
furniture
My husband and I recently celebrated a big-time first for us: we bought a couch.
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So here’s my advice, for everyone else out there forced to share a room with a little sister or roommate or annoying significant other: just plow over their wishes and decorate your room the way you want.
frames
I do not have an incredible story about how I received the onesie signed by Feist.
paint
We painted the tiny bathroom a Kermit the Frog green, the kitchen orange, the master bedroom blue, and the living room a pale green.
pets
How does one keep the pet stank out of the house, anyway?
home
I once turned a plastic Crystal Light container into a quick vase by wrapping pink construction paper around the label.
home
I try to warn you so hard.
renovation
With bated breath, I agreed to the black-market permits.
renovation
We used cobbled together pieces of plywood to walk around on, because you know, we still had work to do up there and all. Can’t let a lack of FLOORING get in the way of our big plans.
renovation
The house is still more or less a construction zone except I LIVE IN IT NOW
bedhead
Had I known, the morning I left home at 17, it would be the last time I'd have a space like that for some time, I wonder if I would have gotten up.
clean things are nice
Why do I feel like a failure hiring a cleaning person? Heteronormative brainwashing? Have I not shaken the paranoid drug-house privacy thing?
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Chevron. Zigzag. You want it; it's still hot. Let's make our own curtains!
