cleaning
I can't tote clutter to paradise.
shorts
I feel like dumpy sex Urkel in these things.
ihtm contest
Basically, every single thing that ever came into the house never came out of it. Whatever amount of stuff you may be imagining, double that. Actually, maybe triple it.
collecting
I own four and a half linear feet of blue nail polish. That’s taller than my friend’s seven-year-old daughter.
chocolate
Food, music, you name it. When I find something I like, I consume it voraciously. Until I don’t anymore.