Yesterday Cat threatened to refill her Adderall prescription, and guess what, people? I will NOT let this happen.
I don't know about you, but when I want a treat, I don't want to know how many calories are in it. STOP HARSHING MY MELLOW!

Apr 5, 2013 at 12:00pm | 251 comments

When I first got to my current job and saw the Snack Cabinet, it was like a choir of angels descending on my upturned face. Until I noticed that I was only eating Wheat Thins and Jolly Ranchers, forever.