massage therapy
Please don’t make comments about what I look like and don’t ask me if I know the Lord. None of your session is about me.
happy endings
I dimmed my screen and Googled “female happy ending massage, NYC.” To my surprise, a bunch of results came up, and the number one result was “The Doctor,” AKA Doctor M.
how not to be a dick
There are no awards given for most suffering during a massage.
I don’t get the attraction of the lonely wealthy man/ordinary girl setup, although that may be because I was raised on a steady diet of class war.