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I have a rule: I can express an opinion without dictating behavior. I now invite you to join me as I break that rule: You can’t wear an ethnicity as a costume. You just can’t.
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One day I will get an idea and work on a costume more than a day and a half before Halloween. This was not that year.
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All year long I look forward to October because it is the one month where I get to wet-blanket all over everyone’s good time with my annoying cultural analysis.
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What CAN'T we make "sexy" at this point? I am really curious. Sexy Bladder Infection? Sexy Whale? Sexy Space Telescope?
in

Oct 7, 2013 at 3:00pm | 256 comments

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Hi, I'm the woman who lives on the first floor. And you're probably acquainted with my dog who was barking bloody murder.
in

Oct 30, 2013 at 3:00pm | 255 comments

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It's Halloween night, and that means there's still time for one more round of headscratchers from the costuming department. Or, you know, a last-minute costume change. No judging here.
in

Oct 31, 2012 at 2:00pm | 243 comments

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I know where I stand (SKANK SUPREME), do you?
in

Oct 22, 2013 at 12:30pm | 197 comments

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I have entered my dog in not one but TWO Halloween pet costume contests this year. Yeah, I have no shame. DEAL WITH IT.
in

Oct 31, 2013 at 5:00pm | 193 comments

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Waterboarding, sexual assault and forced ingestion of bodily fluids -- does this sound like a good time to you?
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In celebration of my seven-year period anniversary, my dad’s birthday (hi, dad!) and all things strange and Halloween-y, I’ve prepared the perfect creepy, crawly playlist. Join me as I recount MY LAST MENSES STORY, I PROMISE.
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I still can't get over the time I makeshifted a "waffle outfit."
in

Oct 3, 2012 at 3:42pm | 177 comments

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I’m used to getting attention for my healthy-looking legs while I sit in my motorized wheelchair, but my brief time at a Halloween house party this past weekend was a straight-up nightmare.
in

Nov 1, 2013 at 2:00pm | 164 comments

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I think the real reason I love Halloween is because of the proliferation of crazy faux-spooky things that go on sale. Skulls? Bats? Things that go bump in the night? Yes, please! I always feel the need to fill my home with these things immediately, if not sooner.
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One of the things I love most about Halloween is that it’s the perfect excuse to experiment with all of the beauty looks that you’re too apprehensive to try during the year.
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If I were going to dress up this year, I'd pick one of these.
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There is so much douchebaggin’ going on in this post, it smells like a vinegar factory. Seriously there is a douchebag in here for real.
in

Oct 24, 2012 at 2:00pm | 114 comments

what the parenting books don't tell you