halloween
It's Halloween night, and that means there's still time for one more round of headscratchers from the costuming department. Or, you know, a last-minute costume change. No judging here.
halloween
In celebration of my seven-year period anniversary, my dad’s birthday (hi, dad!) and all things strange and Halloween-y, I’ve prepared the perfect creepy, crawly playlist. Join me as I recount MY LAST MENSES STORY, I PROMISE.
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Halloween revels in the macabre and the morbidity of death, the physical state of the lifeless body, the fear of death itself.
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This is what happens when Barbie's horrible cousin from Hell visits.
zombies
‘Tis the season to be zombie, everyone! So buy some latex and master your growl because we are about to get FREAKY.
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There is so much douchebaggin’ going on in this post, it smells like a vinegar factory. Seriously there is a douchebag in here for real.
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Because the best characters in fairy tales are always the bad bitches.
frat boys
My frat house had three flights of stairs in it, so to ensure my safety, I demanded my big, strong frat brothers to carry me from floor to floor all night long while I screamed, “DON’T SPILL MY DRINK!"
gay
After a string of LGBT teen suicides in Anoka, Minnesota, a gay youth group tried to start the healing process by marching in the annual Halloween parade. No dice.
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All of your most beloved childhood characters, now with 1000% more cleavage.
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My Halloween beauty round-up kicks off with a Liz Taylor-inspired Cleopatra look.
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I'm getting terrifyingly crafty for Halloween.
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Mustard IS kind of sexy, now that I really think about it.
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Silver glitter with little skulls, sparkly scenes of moons, castles and bats, witches flying on broomsticks -- it's all enough to make your inner goth do a happy jig.
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Halloween, why do you bring out the worst in people?
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Waterboarding, sexual assault and forced ingestion of bodily fluids -- does this sound like a good time to you?
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I still can't get over the time I makeshifted a "waffle outfit."
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I think the real reason I love Halloween is because of the proliferation of crazy faux-spooky things that go on sale. Skulls? Bats? Things that go bump in the night? Yes, please! I always feel the need to fill my home with these things immediately, if not sooner.
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Seeing all the photos of fans donning orange jumpsuits and bags of (fake) blue meth filled me up with the warmest feelings one could possibly derive from a show about lying to your family, manufacturing an addictive drug and getting mixed up with the Mexican cartel.
halloween
All year long I look forward to October because it is the one month where I get to wet-blanket all over everyone’s good time with my annoying cultural analysis.
glitter
The best thing about being a weirdo is that every day can be dress-up day. Hooray!
books
I don't care if it's still summertime, I'm feeling spooky.