Yeah, you should probably all just quit your jobs. Freebird, bitch!
drugs
hair
I’m pretty. I’m smart. I baby wipe my bussy. So, why do I always end up dating dipshits?
hair
I’m trying to decide if I should just totally give up on making my curls look professional and like, marry my flat iron already.
hair
A hairstylist telling you that a certain haircut won’t work on you because of the “shape of your face” is a myth just as a great as the idea of “dressing for your size.”
blondes
Never say I don't commit to a story.
style
I spend a TON of time (and a healthy chunk of cash, I've realized) maintaining the face I’ve chosen to present to the world.
bumble and bumble
Great redheads in history include: Joan Harris, Ariel the mermaid, April from the Ninja Turtles and Peg mothereffin' Bundy.
hair
I dream of shiny, butt-length homeschool hair, the kind of look that says "check out my notebook full of horse drawings."
shoppables
Do you have stringy, sticky, greasy, dry, GROSS HAIR? It’s probably because you are washing it with regular old tap water, you filthy heathen!!
hair
When it comes to your hair, makeup, nails or skin -- which takes precedence?
chris rock
Of course every Jew doesn't have "bad hair," just as we don't all have prominent noses, but the stereotype exists for a reason.
hair
It’s not that bad. I just really wish I had all my hair back.
aging
I let my 7-year-old choose my hair color. He chose turquoise.
hair
Just wondering.
color treated hair
For anyone who is experiencing texture issues due to overprocessing, allow me to tell you that there IS hope: Within a few weeks, my hair was as manageable as a scared 21-year-old intern again!
beauty standards
I guess I shouldn’t be surprised to spend so much time thinking about my hair. Especially for women (and even more especially for women of color), the performance of the right kind of hair, good hair, has real consequences.
shoppables
And a cautionary tale about self-inflicted teenage stoner brain damage.
1970s
I will never have hair as voluminous and curly as Marc Bolan's, but I can try.
got2b
This drugstore-priced hair powder has CHANGED. MY. LIFE. (Or at least my hair.)
beauty resolutions
It's a new year and my beauty goal is to be the baddest bitch around.
Hannah in
Beauty,
beauty resolutions,
make-up,
hair,
Big Hair,
shoppables,
dark lips,
obsessive compulsive cosmetics,
nars,
urban decay
Jan 17, 2013 at 9:00am | 159 comments
80s
1990: I start using hair gel, still trying to perfect my irritatingly soft curls, an impossible task in the year-round humidity of South Florida. I favor a brand called Stiff Stuff. My resulting hair crunches like dry leaves.
hair
And I'm not sure how I feel about them.
