That romantic in me? The one who tempered her reasonable expectations about dating with the odd lingering fondness for kismet and destiny? She was killed by online dating.
I’ve made a list for you to put in your wallet right next to your free sub card for reference the next time someone grinds up on you at a foam party. (I haven’t left my house since 1998. And also I love subs.)

Dec 5, 2012 at 1:30pm | 155 comments

They frighten me, and the idea of touching one makes me queasy.
missed connections
Author Joel Stein is more than happy to be a beta male.
Sadly, as a female who’s been watching NFL games in bars since the 90s, I have a lot of experience dealing with men who can’t fathom that a girl knows her football.