celebrities
Is it a crime to be wealthy and talk about juice too much?
gabby douglas
I don't mind a little snark, but it is never, ever, ever cool for adults to say mean things about children. And yes, 16 years old counts as "a child."
gossip
And it's all by ladies, because VAGINAS FIRST is how we roll around here.
beth ditto
Beth Ditto don't give a f*ck. And it's GLORIOUS.
abortion
I didn't have a hang nail removed in 1999. I had an abortion.
fatshion
All my life really needs right now is BACKUP DANCERS.
being awesome
*And by “scientifically” I mean based on totally subjective anecdotal evidence with no scientific basis whatsoever.
celebrities
We tried to ask krazy questions the rest of the media is always too khicken to ask. Read on!
celebrities
Normal "journalists" would be scared to ask the Kardashians this stuff -- but luckily, Jane and I are SO not normal.
ex boyfriends
All this is probably fermented karma. You can't call someone "Cornrows" in the Washington Post, and not expect some type of payback from the universe.