gossip girl
If someone is purposely looking for attention I'm not going to feel guilty about giving it to them.
I never feel like there is something I can’t address directly with my husband, so I’ve never gone elsewhere to work it out.
internet creeps
Some aspects of CampusGossip are almost certainly illegal, but the overall model of these sites (posting embarrassing content and charging for deletion) has so far been deemed acceptable.
An overwhelming majority of the articles I posted were about women. But rarely were these articles about their professional accomplishments. Or anything other than their appearances, their romances, and their personal failures.

Jun 11, 2013 at 3:00pm | 18 comments

gabby douglas
I don't mind a little snark, but it is never, ever, ever cool for adults to say mean things about children. And yes, 16 years old counts as "a child."
All my life really needs right now is BACKUP DANCERS.

Jul 3, 2012 at 3:30pm | 22 comments

beth ditto
Beth Ditto don't give a f*ck. And it's GLORIOUS.
I didn't have a hang nail removed in 1999. I had an abortion.

May 14, 2012 at 10:00am | 39 comments

And it's all by ladies, because VAGINAS FIRST is how we roll around here.
ex boyfriends
All this is probably fermented karma. You can't call someone "Cornrows" in the Washington Post, and not expect some type of payback from the universe.

Oct 25, 2011 at 4:00pm | 0 comments

Normal "journalists" would be scared to ask the Kardashians this stuff -- but luckily, Jane and I are SO not normal.
We tried to ask krazy questions the rest of the media is always too khicken to ask. Read on!
being awesome
*And by “scientifically” I mean based on totally subjective anecdotal evidence with no scientific basis whatsoever.